tranyfish:

fruitsgarden:

doncarlosi:

tangarang:

ccomicsloth:

yokhakidfiasco:

thedeadhand:

general-winky:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

what the actual fuck

This is actually pretty cool

its really sweet though

am

am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.

This is actually lovely.

i laughed i cried i vomited wow what a journey

So sweet

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Cosmo Sex Tip #676

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

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epluribuskiester:

kyst808:

soooo cuuute

Whatttt

epluribuskiester:

kyst808:

soooo cuuute

Whatttt

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rodolfo4l:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

CARLTON!!!

rodolfo4l:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

CARLTON!!!

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motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

image

Nailed it.

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rtlstuff:

bonushumor:



Destroying Hipster posts one at a time

rtlstuff:

bonushumor:

image

Destroying Hipster posts one at a time

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purplelephant24:

the fly one i can’t breathe

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wantonforwontons:


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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